Seven Country Guys We Want to See on ‘The Bachelorette’ (& Their Made-Up Job Titles)
The Bachelorette is returning and we made a list of country guys we want to see on the hit show, with some weird job titles to boot.
In the midst of all these sports going on like Stanley Cup Playoffs and NBA Playoffs, it’s important to point out the real competition we’ve all been anticipating.
That’s right, Bachelor Nation: The new season of The Bachelorette is coming your way and JoJo Fletcher is about to be the MVP of reality television again. It’ll be a man versus man versus lots of other men for her heart and this time around, she knows how to play the game.
Before everyone starts keeping score over Fletcher’s potential suitors, we need to establish bonus points for a certain statistic many look over on the show. The job titles that the show comes up with are, well, ridiculous, but we thought it would be fun to match up some past occupations with our own creations for potential country bachelors looking to find a lovely lady such as Fletcher.
Let’s see where these boys are positioned on the lineup for love:
Brett Eldredge, 30
Flower Bomber
Instead of picking petals to find the right girl, Brett Eldredge took his heart to downtown Nashville not too long ago to spread a little love by giving roses out to lucky ladies. He loves them so, we assume!
Sam Hunt, 31
Cat Rescuer
Sam Hunt is hot on the charts and in our hearts. While his talent can land him a No. 1 and his charm can land him any lady, it’s his cat that makes him smile. Dandelion takes Hunt’s time ever since he rescued her a few years back, making us all sigh a little over his confusing job title.
Chuck Wicks, 36
Former College Baseball Player
We get it. Country boys like their sports. Whether they be former quarterbacks or pitchers of the past, many country singers get their start in front of the rec-league bleachers crowd. Maybe Chuck Wicks could score a homerun with the Bachelorette though, right?
Cole Swindell, 32
Snapback Enthusiast
When isn’t Cole Swindell in a snapback? It seems like every other Instagram post, he’s in some sort of cap! His favorite: a Georgia Southern hat to represent for his alma mater. At least he knows how to look good in his snapback, because that’s one way alone to make the ladies swoon.
Jake Owen, 34
Dog Lover
Kelly from Season 18 of the Bachelor introduced this job title into the world and everyone in American wishes the government could fund such a goal-worthy career. Jake Owen would jump on that leash and get his pups, Thurman and Merle, on board to be his chick magnets.
Frankie Ballard, 33
Experienced Partier
Disclaimer: Frankie Ballard knows how to nurse a hangover. As he admitted to Sounds Like Nashville a few weeks back, Ballard has had his time or two in the party ring and understands how to handle his way around those vibes. If the Bachelorette is looking for a good time in a social setting, Ballard’s her man.
Chris Young, 30
Southern Gentleman
Some may categorize this job title with the captain obvious stamp of approval, but Chris Young is known throughout the country community for his kind manners and polite personality. He admits he never forgets what his parents taught him as a kid. In this day and age, that type of conduct will get you a girl in no time.
Check out the newest season of The Bachelorette starting May 23 on ABC.
